“Pider Grump! Pider Grump!
Sometimes stands. Sometimes slumps.
Supports his head despite its size.
Can’t stay awake but always tries.
Look out! Here comes the Pider Grump!
Is he strong? Listen mon,
He’s got a radioactive mom.
Can he fall off a bed?
Look away, he just did.
Look out! Here comes the Pider Grump!”
-Art Frederick
I like this SOOOO much! …but for posterity’s sake I really think this blog post should be accompanied by the awesome Spider Baby picture. It pulls the room together, so to speak.
Yeah… I agree. I’ll have to fix it when I get home.